According to a report from ESPN, Kobe Bryant turned a $6 million investment into $200 million.

Different political ideologies had different reactions…

Libertarians: “Sweet. Nice job, Kobe. You made an excellent investment on a product people wanted and you get to benefit from that. Awesome. We congratulate you.”

Progressives: “Why does Kobe deserve all that money? That capital gain is obscene! The govt needs to forcibly take that money and give it to underprivileged transgendered immigrants.”

Conservatives: “Hey, Kobe, might we interest in a few hundred million dollars in tax incentives to move your production facilities to our state?”