Or, you know, something kinda like this:

Thank you for your service. I am proud to be a citizen of the United States. One of the things that makes me proud is our Bill of Rights, including the right to remain silent and the right to be free from unreasonable searches & seizures. I proudly exercise these rights at all times. I do not consent to any searches of any kind & I assert my right to remain silent at all times. Again, thank you for your service and join me in celebrating this wonderful country and our ability to exercise these rights!